Well no shit.

[imnotfrickinscottish]

You Are Asparagus

You're not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive. And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing. You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate. You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty!

What Aphrodisiac Are You?

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Comments

[her-sidekick.livejournal.com]

It's long and slender with a head, c'mon.

[not-scottish.livejournal.com]

I know, but I seriously wouldn't wave a stalk of asparagus around unless I was trying to insult a guy, ya know?

[her-sidekick.livejournal.com]

I wonder what Dyson would say.

[not-scottish.livejournal.com]

I wonder what Dyson would say if he knew we were trying to draw parallels between any cock, much less his, and household vegetables.