imnotfrickinscottish: (smirky} in bed - orly?)
imnotfrickinscottish ([personal profile] imnotfrickinscottish) wrote2011-01-08 12:30 pm

Well no shit.



You Are Asparagus



You're not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive.

And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing.



You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate.

You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty!


[identity profile] her-sidekick.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Asparagus is an aphrodisiac?

[identity profile] not-scottish.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. If you heard me giggling? That was why.

[identity profile] her-sidekick.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a fitting result though.

[identity profile] not-scottish.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
For a pretty unsexy food, though. Seriously, isn't asparagus the stuff that makes your pee smell?

[identity profile] her-sidekick.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno but it's kind of a phallic shape, isn't it?

[identity profile] not-scottish.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not like a banana, but...okay, maybe a little.

[identity profile] her-sidekick.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's long and slender with a head, c'mon.

[identity profile] not-scottish.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, but I seriously wouldn't wave a stalk of asparagus around unless I was trying to insult a guy, ya know?

[identity profile] her-sidekick.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder what Dyson would say.

[identity profile] not-scottish.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder what Dyson would say if he knew we were trying to draw parallels between any cock, much less his, and household vegetables.